The hockey gods really don’t want Jagr to score
Like they’ll let him assist literally every single goal
But he’s not even fucking allowed to score one
but I’m cool with that tbh
The Blackhawks and Bruins take off their jerseys to reveal that they are in fact the Penguins and the Flyers from the 2012 playoffs in disguise.
Went to the carnival tonight with a bunch of awesome friends. Got to love eating overpriced fried food while watching fireworks.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
That moment when you planted foxglove (toxic) and lavender seeds for germinating in two pots, but forgot to mark the pots.
RUSSIAN PLANT ROULETTE
Congrats you are uncle Iroh.
I laughed really hard at that oh my god.
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
Why do men think women are angry just on their period?
I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me